Commissioner Haranczak Press Conference
The Inn at St. John's
Plymouth, Michigan 

As today is the official start of the holiday season, I begin to reflect on not only what the upcoming days will bring but where I and the league have come to at this point.  Not taking into consideration will I have ham or turkey as my first choice of the day but also deciding on what to be thankful for.  Well after looking at the results from last week, there are many things to be thankful for: 

*I am thankful for Jeff Nichols getting his first win, now we have everyone with at least one win. 

*I’m also thankful for Al Nowak losing last week because it put me one step closer to getting first place in the division. 

According to the website, there was a report that surfaced that I was out of the country over the past couple of weeks.  I want to put an end to the rumors and confirm that in fact that report was true.  I was over in Beijing, China on a top secret meeting to try and expand The PYX  on the global scale but unfortunately, when the negotiations concluded, I felt it was not in the best interest of The PYX to set up a franchise in that area of the world.  It was not worth the potential security breaches that we would have to go through to get or organization to have an office in China.  As I have said all along, security is important to the administration and I will not enter into any agreements that will set up the potential breach and overtaking of the PYX by unwanted individual s or organizations.  Even though our efforts for expansion didn’t come to be, the administration will continue to work diligently at bring us into new territories and areas that we have never been involved into before.  Each and everyone of you should feel proud to be a part of this fabulous organization.

As we make our way into the home stretch of the season, there still are many questions to be answered.  Will Al Nowak keep his streak of playoff appearances in tact or will it be coming to an end.  Will Al Nowak give up his first place lead in his division (We all know the answer to that, of course it’s yes)?  Will Gary continue to stay on top or get sandwiched between the ladies of the APC North?  (Again we all know the answer to that question.)  And more importantly will Paul Landry finally get his pot pie?

Most of all, we await the Election Results.  I have asked "Independent Counsel" Aquino to count and re-count all of the election ballots.  We will post the results next week.  Hopefully America got it right.

We are also waiting for Mr. Aquino to complete his investigation.  I am confident that he will complete this important task within the next week.  Many people will be shocked by the truth!!

Stay Tuned!!

The Commish

Kevin M. Haranczak
The Commissioner
The PYX